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christian glass 

A sex position used by many homosexuals. It is where the one man cums then sticks his cum in the guys ass then he licks it until the other guy has an orgasm.
Those two gay guys are doing the Christian Glass.
christian glass by LilJOnwhattt February 26, 2006
A delusional bigot who believes a magical sky fairy will take all their problems away. Well guess what. He won't. Life is meaningless. Fuck you.
Hey, I'm a deluded christian moron, I believe in a cosmic jewish zombie who is his own father and son and will come back to life to 'save' us from nothing. I have the mental capacity of a delusional two-year-old who still believes in santa. WHOOOPEEEE DOOO! GOD BLESS GOD AND JESUS!
Christian by Trollbeast November 26, 2013

Christian hipster 

A christian young adult who sings, is part of a church plant, has a ton of Instagram followers, has bible studies at Starbucks, has Hebrew tattoos, uses a moleskin journal, and listens to Hillsong United and Elevation Worship, yet finds his/her identity in these things and not Christ
Guy 1: is that a moleskin journal?
Guy 2: yea man, I love it.
Guy 1: yea man, just don't become a christian hipster
Guy 2: thanks brother, Jesus first
Christian hipster by Staboi21 July 25, 2014

reformed christian

A person who has beliefs in God, yet is awfully slutty and has a bad reputation.
Rianna always goes to church but is always leading on guys! She is such a reformed christian!
reformed christian by ReeRee. September 28, 2008

Christiaanse 

The last name of those who are the real version of popeye, gaining strength from the name contained in the root of the word - Christ. AKA Christ is their spinach.
When given life, a Christiaanse will take full advantage of it, open a can of Christ, and make it through the struggle with super Christ muscles.
Christiaanse by worldninja October 24, 2009

Christian Kyle

Dates a lot of girls to get closher. Usually a hoe.Does not have many friends.
"Ew that looks like a Christian Kyle"