Canadian

A race of extremely stupid people

He's such a Canadian

by Ur Mom be so fat October 4, 2023

canadian handlebars

When your having sex doggy style but you grab her hair with both hands, seperatly like your holding onto handle bars.

I was fucking her in the ass and grabbed her hair and did the Canadian handlebars.

by O.g.c.anada February 27, 2017

Canadian slipper

When you are having sexual intercourse with another person and accidentally, without consent poke them in the bum hole, and exclaim “Oh! Soory, eh!” As you quickly remove your extremity from said bum hole politely.

“I’m sorry about giving you that Canadian slipper last night dear, I was just a little off my groove, and my aim was bad.”

by Bluebird Powgal May 15, 2018

Canadian Demon’d

The act of giving your ol’ lady a creampie & performing fellatio on her. Afterwards you spit your own nut back in her mouth.

Me and the woman got freaky last night! We had a few drinks and I Canadian Demon’d her!

by Macman1 April 10, 2021

canadian shoelace

when a guy crawls under the table to untie and pull off your shoelace and then runs to the urinal to dip it in piss before licking the shoelace and offering it to you.

guy 1: broo he just canadian shoelaced me!
guy 2: no way, was it good?

by true north thug April 17, 2024

Canadian slushy

When two or more people pass a mixture of bodily waste (such as vomit or feces) back and forth orally until the mixture is as smooth as a slushy. In the end, it is swallowed by any who are willing

“Damn Alicia. I can’t believe you had a Canadian Slushy with your boyfriend and his brother”

by Damian The Wolf March 23, 2019

Canadian log jam

When you cover a maple leaf in maple syrup, jam it down a girls ass, and then nibble it out with only your front teeth like a beaver.

I met a Canadian girl the other night and she would only let me hit it if I gave her a canadian log jam.

I love the Canadian log jam, but the leaves are hard to find fresh.

by Jakelmoore January 12, 2023