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Brandon Stephens

A tall boy, who is a loner. He likes to be home alone, study/learn about NASA, and he also LOVES his curly blonde hair.
"Look at Brandon Stephens! He's SOOOOOOOO cool!"
by BunnyFoot1717 July 29, 2018
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Go Brandon

When you find a MAGA friend and push him to the ground and rip his clothing off, crack his legs back like a dead hen, and put your cock into his ass, get a can of motor oil and pour it all over his asshole and balls and violently fuck him before cumming all over his MAGA hat.
Cmon Hoss, Let's Go Brandon to some Donald Trump video speeches tonite! I LOVE YOU MAN!!!
by Knox DeBoots December 26, 2021
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Dark Brandon

A weak phrase liberals use in attempting to defend a senile old man who believes he's the president. However the man is actually a 81 year old who claims to see dead people and poops his pants in front of the Pope.
Did you guys see Dark Brandon own those MAGAs?
by bobob88888888 February 8, 2024
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Brandon brazell

Brandon is a common name for a rim grazing, small, unathletic, dumb human that has no iq and is so cocky
Have you seen that Brandon brAzell he’s so trash
by Ari smith June 8, 2022
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brandon

by brandon’s girl October 29, 2023
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Brandon

Brandon has a huge cock ask your girlfriends and don't give a duck about no one BITCH
Brandon fucked yo girl
by Real Bot Fighting Bitch November 29, 2018
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Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner

A person considered as an intellectual, however makes questionable decisions.
Shoots blanks, with average aim. Prefers riding silent and slow motorcycles.
Loves to collect corporate branded merchandise to achieve the ultimate homely feel.
There is nothing wrong with being a Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner, it's just society knows you could be better.
Be better, don't settle to be Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner
by ForFoxSakesRed February 12, 2024
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