A tall boy, who is a loner. He likes to be home alone, study/learn about NASA, and he also LOVES his curly blonde hair.
by BunnyFoot1717 July 29, 2018

When you find a MAGA friend and push him to the ground and rip his clothing off, crack his legs back like a dead hen, and put your cock into his ass, get a can of motor oil and pour it all over his asshole and balls and violently fuck him before cumming all over his MAGA hat.
by Knox DeBoots December 26, 2021

A weak phrase liberals use in attempting to defend a senile old man who believes he's the president. However the man is actually a 81 year old who claims to see dead people and poops his pants in front of the Pope.
by bobob88888888 February 8, 2024

Brandon is a common name for a rim grazing, small, unathletic, dumb human that has no iq and is so cocky
by Ari smith June 8, 2022

by brandon’s girl October 29, 2023

by Real Bot Fighting Bitch November 29, 2018

A person considered as an intellectual, however makes questionable decisions.
Shoots blanks, with average aim. Prefers riding silent and slow motorcycles.
Loves to collect corporate branded merchandise to achieve the ultimate homely feel.
There is nothing wrong with being a Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner, it's just society knows you could be better.
Shoots blanks, with average aim. Prefers riding silent and slow motorcycles.
Loves to collect corporate branded merchandise to achieve the ultimate homely feel.
There is nothing wrong with being a Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner, it's just society knows you could be better.
by ForFoxSakesRed February 12, 2024
