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Rebecca Black

The result of parents who don't tell their overpriveliged kids "no" enough. She's thirteen years old, sings what has been called the worst song of all time, and then wonders why the whole fucking internet treats her like shit.

The song in question is called "Friday" and chronicles her weekly Friday schedule, describing everything from pouring herself a bowl of cereal to driving to a boozeless party in excrutiatingly bland detail.

She became an overnight internet sensation simply because of the fact the the lyrics, singing, and production values in her "music video" are so overwhelmingly sub-par that they have drawn attention from major news outlets, such as Good Morning America, Tosh.0, etc.

Because of her universally panned debut video, it is unlikely that any sort of career will stem form this musical abortion.
Guy1: Hey bro, have you seen that new video by Rebecca Black?

Guy2: No, is it good?

Guy1: Uh..Yeah, totally. Go watch it, it's awesome.

The next day...

Guy 2: You fucking prick...

Guy1:(trollface.jpg)
by Aandrew07 April 11, 2011
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Black China

When a black dude and Asian bitch hook up and fuck to have a baby who is black with some slant af eyes
Me: yo did u see Jacques

The homie : yeah chief, he a Black China
by PP fukboi October 31, 2019
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Rebecca Black

Some rich girl made famous by YouTube who feels the need to recite the days of the week in a song so she won't forget them. And who was obviously influenced by Stephanie Meyer's Twilight books.
Rebecca Black "Yesterday was Thursday Today is Friday Friday Friday Friday Tomorrow is Saturday Sunday comes after Saturday"
by blurbb April 15, 2011
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black wave

An unbroken wave in deep water that occurs before and after a storm at sea.
the oncoming black wave informed the sailors know to batten down the hatches, fair warning of the approaching storm.
by S. Wilberforce August 12, 2004
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black nipples

The bruises one procures after a particularly stressful day of titty-punch.
"My teets are sore and i have the black nipples"
by Puppywanker December 4, 2013
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Black Adder

The 1st season of Rowan Atkinson's awesome British "toilet humor" sitcom, starring Rowan as an anti-hero character known as "Black Adder". It became "Blackadder" from 2nd season onward. There have been no fewer than four runs of Black Adder. In each of the series our hero finds himself in a different situation, where his ambitions are doomed to failure time and again.
by The LittleFlyer June 8, 2013
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rebecca black

What happens when a 13 year old pre-pubescent girl whose parents have too much money and spoil their little brat of a child causing a spiral effect of internet sensation and general hatred. This is caused by making feeble attempts to create pleasant music about the obvious while choking on a nasal infection.
Rebecca Black likes to use phrases like "Friday friday friday," "fun fun fun fun fun fun," "Yesterday was thursday, today it is friday, tomorrow is saturday, and sunday comes afterwards," "we so excited," and "which seat do I take?"

Also, a black rapper
by ih8rebecca April 14, 2011
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