alaskan bacon dragon

Romantic act, you chew up half a cookie and try to trick shot it into your partners mouth.

yo me and my girl alaskan bacon dragoned last night

by caplessbaconing January 4, 2026

Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.

The most hilarious (but delicious) item on the Crab Trap menu. Usually spoke slowly for funny effect.

ME: Hey Paige how about we try the Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.?!

PAIGE: ahahahahahahhahahah sure!!

by cammi629 April 18, 2010

gnome alaska

The creepiest place in all of eskimodom. Don't go there. They will violate your anus

Violently.

Gnome Alaska is where sapiens of non-homo origin live and they will make you more homo than a scarved black guy with a pompador and lollipop tattoo on his neck. Then they'll take your little girl, leave your ripped open asshole stuck in a wheelchair babbling about shadow monsters as people laugh at you out of pity.

Gnome alaska...where the Gnomeos roam

Into your butt

Friend A: Hey man what's ? Heard you and Jane went on vacation to Gnome Alaska, how was it?

Friend B: I don't have to actually try to poo no mo babydoll, that dookie just kinda fall out all on its own thanks to them boogymens

Friend A: Holy shit fred...dont talk to me or my family anymore

by Captain Magnanimous February 26, 2014

mccurry alaskan flat tire

Worst than whiskey dick, limp dick or dead erection. Only happens in freezing weather.

when we got home last night, i was so ready to throw him down and hop on top but no such luck--he had a mccurry Alaskan flat tire :( waaaaah..

by DixxieCallahan October 6, 2016

gentle alaska

The act of masturbating an octogenarian using only the slightly greased soles of your feet

"What did Gertrude do after she left the senior center last night?"
"I hear she gave Milton a gentle Alaska..."
"Well, she did just get a pedicure yesterday..."

by KhaleesiDani47 May 9, 2017

savage alaskan

When your significant other shoves snow down your pants, promptly swipe it through your ass cheeks and splat her on the forehead

We were outside smoking a cigarette and got a snowball down my pants, so I gave her a savage alaskan

by ThePelvicPunisher March 14, 2018

South Alaskan Bear Trap

When your banging a girl missionary style and she wraps her legs around you before you cum, This is much different than the north alaskan bear trap.

She gave me the South Alaskan Bear Trap yesterday, i just about knocked her ass out.

by Kurticus Gonzalenator May 24, 2018