asshole 

Anyone on Urban Dictionary who votes thumbs down to my definition of an asshole, which is the following: Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, Donald Rumsfeld

I can't believe some people voted thumbs down. What a bunch of right-wing, fascist assholes!

asshole by Vibesman November 10, 2009

pineapple asshole

when someone misunderstands what someone says, even when they spoke clearly, they are a pineapple asshole

julian: dude that plane's exaust looks like an ass
riley: a pinapple?
julian: dude your a pineapple asshole

pineapple asshole by sexyperson1212 December 28, 2009

Asshole Bombah~! 

Some describe it as a weak kick to the face, but in actuality, the user removes their detachable penis, attaches it to the bottom of their foot and stabs the opponent in the eye with it.

The penis lies undetected because it is so small.

Asshole Bombah~! by J2k3 March 25, 2003

opinions are like assholes 

Something you might say when your opinion might offend someone or be in the minority... When someone says "opinions are like assholes", they mean that "opinions stink".

I personally think that the Ramones suck, but opinions are like assholes, right?

opinions are like assholes by codysockeye March 21, 2008

asshole 

Someone who really gets on your nerves all the time.

Diner: Hey kid, do you get many tips, the speed you work at? Didn't think so.
Waiter: Stop being such an asshole!

asshole by DudeWho'sJustABitNuts October 23, 2006

tickles my asshole

it is when something that you are doing is working then right at the end it messes up

having a good hand in poker then your freind has a better one that would "tickle my asshole

tickles my asshole by Landon November 22, 2003

Asshole-elousy 

When someone does something in a manner such as an asshole would do.

Mike's asshole-elousy became apparent when he kicked me in the nuts

Asshole-elousy by chrisitcontagious September 21, 2003