Old-skool jew

A person who NEVER spends any money , always cries poor-mouth , and always reinforces the "cheap jew" stereotype. This person need not be Jewish. This person always has an excuse when it's time to share the expenses yet will be the first one in line for a handout. This person is a miser who usually has more money than everyone else.

Nebojsa found a cup from the fast-food place in the trash can and is using it to get free refills.........what an Old-Skool Jew......

by Boobird November 22, 2011

grab coins like a jew

A derogatory thing to say to someone who is poor or doesn't like to give.

Hassan:"Give me money please, I'm homeless and need some food preferably a Kebab."
Yusef:"No!"
Hassan:"Please!"
Yusef:"I'm kinda of tight in money right now."
Hassan:"You grab coins like a jew you fool!"

by Aluckba August 30, 2016

super jew double bluff

To return to the cookie tray two sides of an Oreo Cookie (with no filling) for someone else to take, while enjoying you newly created extra filled Oreo.

J: While chewing the fillingless cookie "Did you put those two sides together and put it back in the tray?!"
M: "Yes! You got hit with the super jew double bluff!"

by SHM January 4, 2008

Frenchy Gay Jew Nigger

A French Gay Jewish Nigger. Slang for the bottom of the barrel racial slur magnet.

That fucktard, you know, the Frenchy Gay Jew Nigger just stole my Slim Jim.

by Captain Slappy March 2, 2009

two-day-a-year-jew

A Jew, usually reformed but he or she can also be conservative if they go to a large enough temple, who only goes to temple for the two days of Rosh Hannah, though occasionally they may show up for Yom Kippur (although the fasting impairs socializing). They usually spend the most of their time socializing outside with their friends.

"I didn't even know Michael went to this temple!"
"Oh you didn't know? He's been a two-day-a-year-jew since his Bar Mitzvah."

by ShawnCP September 19, 2009

Serbian Jew Double Bluff

Rod Blagojevich's failed appeal to the Illinois State Senate

Nice try Rod, but we see through your Serbian Jew Double Bluff

by Kazimierz January 29, 2009

northern italy cave jew

1)noun:
an extremely dirty person of the jewish faith who resides in exile from modern society in the cavernous mountains of northern italy.

2)an extremely unlikeable person

How was Italy?

It was great except we ran into a pack of northern italy cave jews while hiking. it killed the whole trip

Bummer

by lukediebitch December 15, 2010