Whopper Hands

Very small hands on a full size adult man. Refer to Whopper commercial with weird ass dude with mini hands. Chances are, Whopper Hands has a miniscule penis.

Oh shit, Shelly! Look at that dude... he has Whopper Hands!!!

<spine shiver>

by ambarbituate June 10, 2011

spatula hands

the term for someone who cant catch a football

chad jackson tried to catch the pass from tom brady, but dropped it because he has spatula hands

by Jemal clarke November 26, 2006

Silver Hand

A land of pansy asses; A pansy ass land of adventures and Minstrels.

Tich is not for you... go to Silver Hand

by Funklore November 24, 2007

Cheesy Handful

1. I'm not even gonna say what it is, but you need two chicks, a cat, and an ice cream scoop... and you die at the end.

"I was studying last night with two chics and this cat walked by with an ice cream scoop in its mouth and the cheesy handful was born." ~ Last known words of the mastermind behind the Cheesy Handful

by handcraft February 4, 2009

Hand Rape

Act of inserting partner's (or other's) hand down your pants in order for them to play with you and not allowing the release of the hand by pushing your stomach out to 'lock' their hand in place. An act of hand rape. Hours of ceaseless amusement, unless aggressive, unprovoked resistance measures taken.

Well your not cooking, or washing or anything, might as well make good use of what God's given you....why don't you hand rape me?

by Dr Psyko November 30, 2013

Sugar Hand

When someone tries to shake your hand while they still have the residue from the food they were eating stuck to their fingers.

Dave finished his cheetos just as he introduced himself and straight sugar handed me.

by Jickmagger August 16, 2015

shitty hands

An insult often used to tell someone that their hands are dirty like and they should get them off you

"Get your shitty hands off of me."

by ThePandaBrain March 4, 2016