Turtle

A word that describes a beautiful animal that deserves to be saved but has lost its meaning because VSCO girls took it and made it into a weird trend.

And i oop, SaVE tHe tUrtLES!
No really, save the turtles.

by A Stupid cat June 29, 2021

turtle hole

its what weird middle schoolers look up

lets look up a turtle hole

by nom-de-plume December 8, 2017

alaskan turtle fart

in the freezing cold one curls up in the fetal position and lets it rip

we were camping and she let out an alaskan turtle fart

by wonkydonkey312 July 18, 2024

Turtle

Orange raised pavement markers in the middle of the road.

Passenger: Hey an, you're over the line! You almost just hit that orange thing.

Driver: Nah, I'm just turtle weaving.

by Anon41543 November 23, 2016

drop the turtle

its like saying drop the tutorial but some dumbass said turtle

you told us to kill our selves drop the turtle

by hjslrgoh April 19, 2021

indonesian turtle Racing

When two uncircumsized men race to see whos tip breaches the foreskin first

Hey. I heard you had bets on the indonesian turtle Racing lastnight. Who won?

by TrixAre4FatKids July 12, 2025

turtle

a whore who eats Asian pussy

yo that dude is a turtle he a cunt

by gamer amn123 June 10, 2021