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Chode survey

a test which determines whether or not somebody has a chode. process includes dipping chode in acid beaker and chode-juice tasting. Very few people have been proven to have authentic chodes, and choderyite (similar 2 pyrite in gold) is a common case in people who wish they had chodes.
Do you know the results of Jacob's chode survey? Ya, they r +
by chpsadadad January 9, 2009
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Jungle Chode

A Minecraft Jungle Tree that has grown to be very fat and short. This can also be known as a Tree Of the Lennie Pankhurst.
That tree is a Jungle Chode mate
by Jkshhajqjhe August 27, 2019
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chode

A man of great magnitude with a very fat dick that is wider than it is long

dimensions e.g. (width 10" length 2")
person 1: i heard adem has a fat chode
person 2: i heard some call him jizzychodemeister6969!
by 419nigerianprinceEA November 12, 2019
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Bloody chode

When one of your rather fat porky friends pisses you off.
James - “Anybody wanna play g ee a (gta but he’s to retarded to say it) with me! “
Anyone - “James! You bloody chode!”
by Datboyfergy123 May 9, 2021
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Chode Lord

The most powerful chode being to exist and current leader C3cilio
Cecilio is being the chode lord for now with his most loyal assistant jake.Cecilio has stole Javins most loyal servent Jake and now is the stronger choose that will ever live restoring Javin
by Dank Meject July 9, 2016
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CHODE MUNGUS

Worse than the “prick tease’, the Chode Mungus enjoys bringing someone close to climax, then just gets up & walks away. Male or female, the Chode Mungus’ mission is to get with someone’s penis and piss it off using any & all orifices or body parts. Once they see the erect penis, they abuse it just before orgasm, then refuse to take responsibility. “A mad penis is a good penis.” They say.
I didn’t pay her, but that prostitute just gave the best head, suddenly stopped & jumped out the truck; now that Chode Mungus has me thick as a brick!
by JC McGillicuddy June 20, 2025
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chode a lay hey who

The native call of Chode Island. Like a yodel but more chode; Chodel. One must be well versed in the way of the chode to use it
They chodelist let out his mating call… Chode a lay hey who. And just like that Chodey Foster appeared out of thin air.
by Schlong Dong Silver March 20, 2022
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