ass-sexual

A person who is primarily attracted to another person's buttocks, regardless of the gender identity of the buttocks' owner. Usually this corresponds with a strong preference for anal sex.

My ass-sexuality makes me check every single ass that crossed my path.

by LivingLanguage May 17, 2016

The Ass Phantom

A supposed paranormal apparition who often causes feces to disappear immediately following defecation.

"I was taking a shit and when I looked down to see the monstrous log I had created, it was gone! Nowhere to be seen!"

"Dude that sounds like you've been visited by The Ass Phantom"

"Spooky!!!"

by TheAssPhantom April 30, 2013

ass phone

when your boss shoves a phone up your ass after you've hacked it and changed the pictures of all his contacts to porn stars

"dude i came into work today and got massive ass phone"

by jb923 January 29, 2018

ass taint

the flap that connects the ball sack and skin closest to the anus. (n)

Brett is an ass taint.

That girl really got his taint wet.

Shut the fuck up ass taint.

by chuck92 March 1, 2012

Ass Biter

In one fell swoop, the act of flipping someone and then taking a chomp with your teeth on that ass

Jess went on a date with Brad. At the end of the date Brad goes in for a kiss and then turns full ass biter in a matter of seconds.

by Pacmanny April 10, 2019

ASS-AP

as sexually soon as possible

girl, ur booty so fine! i wanna be in u ASS-AP

by CWash January 11, 2009

bomb ass

Meaning cool or fun

Damn That was a Bomb Ass baked potato!

by Hoss monkey fuck December 18, 2017