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skip your pants

the act of skipping your pants. skipping is halfway between shitting and pissing.
don’t skip your pants, it’s not the cops
by DaddyKinkojou June 7, 2018
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your life

means you having nothing going for yourself or others, you just sit a do nothing all day. Also means your life is terrible.
me and Jman is in the car riding around and I just look at him and say "your life"
by faxtzzz5 May 14, 2024
mugGet the your lifemug.

Shit in your hand and clap

A phrase that displays disdain, anger or frustration.
Scout from Team Fortress 2: What the hell is you guys' problem?!
Some guy: Shit in your hand and clap.
Scout from Team Fortress 2: But then I'll have shit in TWO hands!
by ChickenBiscuits27 January 22, 2024
mugGet the Shit in your hand and clapmug.

Your Text Here

Your text here is a common phrase that is usually found on advertisements which indicates that you can buy property to put a text or advertisement on said advertisement.
Your Text Here!
Call (phone#) to buy property to list your advertisement today!
by Avrem’s Dictionary February 19, 2023
mugGet the Your Text Heremug.
Person 1: Babe do you know what day it is?
Person 2: Omg it’s feb 12 isn’t it?!
Person 1: Yeah it’s National Füćk Your Boyfriend Day :)
by ibeslangin February 2, 2021
mugGet the National Füćk Your Boyfriend Daymug.

Your mom

Joe: Hey have you seen your mom lately
Tim: No why
Joe: Cause I fucked her last night
by CykoGhost July 14, 2022
mugGet the Your mommug.

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