Butt Fuck Me Sideways

A request made upon the exchange of two camels for eight goats.... this is primarily an exchange made between two incompetent individuals and involves Mia Khalifa at some point in the exchange. This is of economic and political value to citizens of three middle eastern countries; Yemen, Oman, and Jordan -> the dead sea may be enacted to drown the camels

*Says Jesus to his Disciples* I'm running low on Camels, can you butt fuck me sideways?!?

by OZSIMPSON November 11, 2019

SUPER FUCKING HELLA HOT

Edgar Gallegos

He's SUPER FUCKING HELLA HOT er than me

by not not not hot September 24, 2011

Fuck You I Work Here

telling someone to fuck off that you work at this establishment.

This is the glenview house, fuck you i work here.
I'm the "Squirrel," fuck you I work here.

by G-House Squirrel July 16, 2008

oh balls fuck my life

an exclamation used to express a great amount of distress, depression, frustration, etc.
you say it when shit sucks.

tara-lee: grandma died earlier today.
spencer: how'd she die?
tara-lee: she got a bad batch of crack.
spencer: oh balls fuck my life.

by whaddup tara-lee October 21, 2008

Fuck My Fist To Your Face

no definition necessary...

During and arguement:
Jenny says, "I don't need this FUCK YOU!".
Max says, "Fuck Me?....how about I FUCK MY FIST TO YOUR FACE!!!".

by Orlando Fornaguera March 22, 2007

National Fuck CM punk day

National CM Punk day

Man- do you know what today is?
Mark man- Thursday
Man- no National Fuck CM Punk day

Mark man- Fuck you Roman reigns loving piece of shit, CM punk made WWE and carried Vince’s ass when it came to revenue, he’s the Fucking best in the world you Kenny omega dick sucker faggot
Man- ok

by LatinoHeat11 June 16, 2018

Balls Gettin' Dragged The Fuck Along

A statement in order to convey that whomever has said this has absolutely no control of the situation. Also used in conjunction with Monkey Shit Fights, SNAFU, ATFU, FUBAR.

I don't know who the Dick driving this train is, but we are just the balls gettin' dragged the fuck along!

by JSP123 January 22, 2009