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Your Mom

A terrible joke, mostly used playfully to insult ya bro. Make sure to not use it on your biological brother, or yyou've shot yourself in the foot.
Dude: your mom gay
Guy: i am your child.
Dude's Wife: I'M GOING TO FUCKING-
by Farlanders of Another Land December 23, 2023
mugGet the Your Mommug.

swallow or it's going in your eye

when you're getting a bj head, dome and if you don't get swallowed, it cum will go into the receiver's eye.
Swallow or it's going in your eye. I won't spit because spitters are quitters.
by Jonswife4life August 5, 2020
mugGet the swallow or it's going in your eyemug.

your dad

Your dad is defined as the direct opposite of "your mom".
Your dad is often used against your mom in great arguments.
by Ducarius March 13, 2023
mugGet the your dadmug.

expand your constituency

(to) do everything and anything to attract political followers, even if includes lying
if youre Hillary Clinton, stop trying to expand your constituency and focus on the issues instead.
by Sexydimma October 11, 2016
mugGet the expand your constituencymug.

put your balls in tomato sauce

grabing your testicles and making them enter into tomato sauce
you woke up last morning wanting to put your balls in tomato sauce.
by tomato sauce guy March 12, 2018
mugGet the put your balls in tomato saucemug.

Get on with your own knitting

An east Anglian English alternative for 'mind your own business'. Especially used by the older generation - and knitters.
Kevin: "Mate, you are making that pasta all wrong, you add pasta to sauce not sauce to pasta".
Derik: "Kevin, why don't get on with your own knitting unless you want to make dinner".
by TobEyEuz May 19, 2015
mugGet the Get on with your own knittingmug.

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