Don’t fuck with my keto!

Once established, that prime condition of fat burning metabolism shall not be disrupted by any outside influence!

Goddam! I’ve been pissing on a keto stick for 3 days and it’s FINALLY positive; and my friggin’ family brings out ‘start yer diet tomorrow’ and ‘there’s chocolate ice cream for dessert’. This isn’t necessarily about losing weight (although regaining a 6 pack is fucking amazing), it’s about CONTROL. I and I alone decide what to fuel my body with and the mindset of ketosis (plus caffeine) is right where I like to be. So, don’t fuck with my keto! And I won’t fuck with yer carbs. Ok?

by YAWA September 7, 2025

Don’t fuck with my keto!

Once established, that sweet metabolic condition shall not be fucked with by any external force.

Goddam! I’ve been pissing on a keto stick for 3 days and it’s FINALLY positive; and my friggin’ family brings out ‘start yer diet tomorrow’ and ‘there’s chocolate ice cream for dessert’. This isn’t necessarily about losing weight (although regaining a 6 pack is fucking amazing), it’s about CONTROL. I and I alone decide what to fuel my body with and the mindset of ketosis (plus caffeine) is right where I like to be. So, don’t fuck with my keto! And I won’t fuck with yer carbs. Ok?

by YAWA September 7, 2025

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT!!

just shut your fucking mouth!!

pete: uwu

Gary: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT!!

by joshua lionel cowen September 8, 2025

Curly Headed Fuck

A gay white male probably named Nick, obviously curly hair, and probably a lube tech.

That dude is such a curly headed fuck!

by Tristo0187! September 10, 2025

8 Legged Fuck

- you fence

- you debate

- you are a yankees fan

- you are a ca major

- you make shitty dad jokes

- you are an unc

- you are from new york

and last not fucking least you are from mumbai you 8 legged motherfucker

damn, shut the fuck up you 8 legged fuck

by wolly2 September 20, 2025

shut the fuck up

used derogatorily when someone is talking too much, being annoying of anything along the lines. can be abbreviated as stfu when being concise

“yo bro you tryna go to the mall”
“ayo shut the fuck up”
“damn nga what i do”
“genuinely stfu”

by lightskindemon October 11, 2025

BooBoo Kitty Fuck

A term so endearing, heartfelt and special that it makes a girls heart melt like butter on a hot summer night

My man adores me so much, he's always saying that I'm his BooBoo Kitty Fuck for life.

by hottdamn6942055555 October 13, 2025