ass dents

Cellulitis

Son: mom needs some work done on her butt. Sister: what's wrong with her butt? Son: it has ass dents in it.

by ImJeniusUrNot May 23, 2012

tell them about their ass

to tell someone off

Andy, they messed up my order. Go tell them about their ass.

by FRATFRAT November 28, 2011

ass lemon

A whole lemon that has been surreptitiously infused with liquified human feces.

When life gives you ass lemons, make ass lemonade.

by Fart_Hammer February 27, 2012

european ass bag

a pouch or tool bag worn by men working, but loaded with feminine items such as hand cream, nail clippers etc.

check out curtis's european ass bag! he looks ridiculous, whats up with the giant tube of hand cream?

by carp it up January 12, 2012

Ass hat

What you become when your mom is a teacher, no one likes her and she sits on you

Aaric's an ass hat...

by ManderzzCarrii January 9, 2012

Ass Kicking Sandwitch

A term used to discribe something so awesome the only way it could be better is if it was between two slices of bread. Useally seen in nasty killcams.

Dude that kill cam was an ass kicking sandwitch.

by LZR1316 March 14, 2011

3rd ass cheek

another way to say your tail bone, or "tail"

ouch! u hit my 3rd ass cheek!

by 229yomama March 10, 2011