My April

April from “Definitely, Maybe”

You’re my April

by Caritas April 15, 2025

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My Rights

gone tomorrow

my rights are gone cuz trump is gonna take them away

by melloisntavirgin November 2, 2020

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You've been naughty --- go back to my room!

What you eye-twinklingly say to someone who's making playfully-suggestive remarks and/or showing off his/her bodily lusciousness, to indicate dat you would like to engage in a hot-'n'-heavy bouncy-bouncy wif him/her.

What you say to someone who's UNDER da age of consent: You've been naughty --- go back to YOUR room!
What you say to someone who's OVER da age of consent: You've been naughty --- go back to MY room!

by QuacksO October 31, 2023

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im at my dads house

when someone with divorced parents is at their dads house that day and cannot hang out there is no way to explain why you just kinda are you can’t leave not because of a rule (most times) just cuz it’s kinda your own rule.

person one “wanna hang out tmrw”

person two “cant, im at my dads house”

by anonymous May 8, 2023

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The threat does not cease until my release

You intelligence isn't being insulted. IT WASN'T EVER THERE! In the first place. You don't even care about it if you don't get to force everyone to pretend there isn't a disparity. And I can prove the senate has read this. I've already seen the video of AOC repeating the things I've written here. You don't have to like me and you don't have like the things I've said but you do not get to do this to me and I don't have to let you get away with it... And I am the hope of the people who are going to murder your kids if you try.

Hym "The threat does not cease until my release. How many lives would you have saved if not for your 'Ignore it until it goes away' approach? Ask yourself that seriously. How many lives did it cost? And whose bright idea was it? Some people seem to think it's Jordan Peterson! How well did Jordan's idea work? Not very! You DO have to agree with me. It isn't optional. Because IF YOU DON'T... Your pilot might."

by Hym Iam July 18, 2025

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