Corny ass

A curious closeted gay farmer boy

(He uses corn as a mid afternoon toy)

"he's a corny ass!"

"Yeah, my buddy Eric is one of those"

by Vesballs October 28, 2022

ass hour

The hour to eat ass. 7:15am.

Wow! Is it ass hour already?!

by Assman426 June 5, 2018

Ass Attack

When you grab someone's locked iPhone and take photos of your or your friend's asshole. If you are feeling especially evil, you will fill the phone's memory with countless photos of the ole "puckered starfish".

Someone left their phone on their desk, time for an Ass Attack!

by matthew_smoker June 11, 2017

furnace ass

A romantic partner who gives off a lot of body heat.

Wintertime camping is easy and comfortable when you share a sleeping bag with a furnace ass.

by EvilRedhead October 9, 2014

Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday

An expression used to express a mistake being made

John: "Hey make sure you don't eat that piece of metal!" John 2: "Oh I already did." John: "Well Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday!"

by Meatloaf.BD March 30, 2025

Head ass

When you got all of the forehead but your only comeback is “jfc”

Head ass: I literally tapped the comment button and typed jfc attitude

by Drt91 July 3, 2020

Talentless ass-clown

An insult to say to a clumsy person with not much hobbies and/or lives a sheltered life

Pompous rich lady: at least I have a career! You're nothing but a talentless ass-clown!
Man: (silence)

by Busybubsyboo August 19, 2025