Shit your pants

The worst thing that can ever happen to you

Guy 1: you shit your pants?
Guy 2: yeah
Guy 1: *laughs*

by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 24, 2022

Calm your tits

When someone gets excited, upset, angry over anything calm ur tits is the perfect response to almost anything.

Damn Daniel calm your tits we will be there in 5 minutes.

by Lunalove1432 January 5, 2022

Fucked Your Iguana

Committing hateful or shockingly evil acts upon a person's loved one.

You were so despondent we thought someone fucked your iguana.

by Cletus Polk August 10, 2024

National ask Out your crush

This is the day to ask out your crush you better do it I wanna see it happen

hey It’s national ask out your crush day wanna go out with me

by Spread the news November 2, 2019

Your chance of getting bitches

0%

What’s your chance of getting bitches?

by 80FF4D33ZNUT51NY0URM0UTH April 29, 2023

Your Pants

Something that’s probably off of you at 3am.

Or what you take off during sex

A: Your pants are ass
B: look at YOUR pants

by jenkins the man the myth January 1, 2023

Blow your lead

To break the tip of a pencil while writing.

“Aw shit I blew my lead, that’s the sixth time in the last hour.”
“It’s ok that you blow your lead all throughout exams, you’re just excited.”

by Compatibility Issue February 17, 2018