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National kiss your crush month

The whole February month is the month that you can kiss your crush, anywhere, and anytime.
You: *kisses crush*
Crush: What the flip!?
Crush: Whyd you just kiss me..?
You: Its national kiss your crush month
Crush: oh ok! *kiss*
by muschifresser February 1, 2025
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Your life

Is someone GIVING YOU MONEY to look like Ben Shapiro you piece of shit. You earned nothing. They are GIVING YOU money and DEPRIVING ME of it. And I have more man-hours into it than you do. No BEING MEAN DOES NOT JUSTIFY NOT PAYING ME AND I'M GOING TO RAPE AND MURDER AS MANY KIDS AND WOMEN AS I CAN TO PUNISH THIS.
Hym "You don't deserve your life Brett you deserve to have it taken from you. Manually. And I'm going to make make sure someone has their life taken from them in your stead."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2024
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Yo yo-ing your nipples

When you are having sex-or whenever really, you grab your nipple and pinch real hard, and start moving your hand fast like you are flinging a yo yo.
So out of nowhere you decided to jump on the table and start yo yo-ing your nipples?!
by It.that.dumb.bitch.again February 28, 2019
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When your girl wears another dude's hat

When you’re in a relationship and your girlfriend wears another dude’s hat. Then when you call her out it’s like your the one in the wrong but she doesn’t understand the meaning of what wearing a dude’s hat.

The meaning is, Ladies listen up. When you wear a dude’s hat it shows ownership and that basically you’re his girl and when you’re in a relationship DO NOT WEAR ANOTHER DUDES HAT. It’s just disrespectful and heartbreaking to your man.

There are two types of dudes in this world. 1. If you wear his hat he trust you and he wants to show you off and feels comfortable around you.

2. He will give his hat to any girl just so they will try to start something with their man and try to steal her from him.
When your girl wears another dude's hat:
When you’re out with the boys or hanging out and your girl sends you a snap of a hat on her head that isn’t yours. And she gets mad because it offended you and you got upset.
by milfgetta17 October 9, 2022
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Mss.Steal Your Chick

A girl who steals your chick.
Sally is a mss.Steal Your chick
Oh no really.

Yeah she fine but I'm single now.
by Au KJTR ftw October 22, 2017
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A: „I think I‘m more into guys than into girls.“
B: „Cool man, whatever crumbles your cookie.“
by 3ugenw February 22, 2020
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Your mum

by Emily-T July 10, 2018
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