Spleen Dick

When you try to have sex with a former pretty girl whose appearance has drastically changed and your dick hides behind your spleen and won't come out.

Did you see her on Facebook? Used to be a hottie and now she just spleen dicked me.

by SpleendickUSA June 25, 2025

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Dick

I mans private part

His dick is huge

by Bich1234 May 6, 2020

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Dick For Danfoss

When you have no spares onboard and Dave the Lecky offers to suck you off, with his eyes closed.

Dave "Hey tom this splined shaft in the Danfoss KFR unit needs replaced but we have no spares "
Tom " Get on your knees you piece of shit and close your eyes its dick for danfoss time "

by ERhardons March 20, 2021

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Short for Richard, somehow. Used as a term for the male genitalia along with other names (schlong, penis, cock, anaconda, snake, sausage, etc.) Also used as aninsult to express how someone is an asshole or mean person. Dick can sometimes be misused or taken out of context when used, usually mistaken for the term relating to the male genitalia.

1. (Name) "Dude, yesterday Dick asked out Alexa and she turned him down!"
2. (Male Genitals) "Lynn, I heard your ex boyfriend has a big dick; is he still single?"
3. (Insult) "Oh my god! Mark is such a dick, he threw away all my shit!"

by ClicheMemeWithACrappyPicture March 28, 2017

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