hot car dick

When a man has either been riding in a car some or let's face it, he's gone all day working outside and it's beyond musky down there; it's gross!

Oh baby you got that hcd (hot car dick)! I ain't going down there until you shower that dick off.

by Running_with_foxes May 26, 2019

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Pulp Dick

A medical condition resulting in pulp on, in, and around the genital area of men.

“Wanna hook up?”
“I don’t think that’s a great idea… doc told me I got Pulp Dick.”

by BigDickAdrian November 30, 2024

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Dick Nose Dan

A Nasty Little Irish Fucker With a Long Crooked Beak, Budweiser in Hand, Cigarette Hanging from his Lip With Language Spewing from his Mouth only the sickest of Human Beings or a (PipeFitter) would Understand, Steer Clear if Easily offended. He will Fuck Your Dad.

The Assholed Flange Wouldnt Bolt Up cause I Got Unhelped by Dick Nose Dan.

by Diaperbaby December 05, 2024

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dick exercise

An exercise where you exercise you penis so that it gets bigger when it’s hard

Because he did so many dick exercises, he can lift 150lbs with his cock!

by erockyoutoo September 18, 2023

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Butterfly dick

The man you find yourself daydreaming about whose dick was so amazing you will never forget it . It will leave such a lasting impression on you so every time you think about it, you have tiny soft butterfly like orgasms for life.

I sure miss that guy he was my butterfly dick.

by Tmamaj March 12, 2023

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