eat your ass with a spoon

When you use a spoon, of any material, depending on how much you love the person. Then shove the spoon up the ass, and twist it to create a vacuum seal. Finally, you pull the intestines out like a plunger and feast on it with a spoon.

*Minouska throws it back*
Pierro: "GIRL the way you be throwing it back makes me wanna eat your ass with a spoon"

by What in the Kikeli is going on May 19, 2024

I slack in your general direction

Sleeping after finishing an exam paper

me:sleeps after finishing the exam answers
"i slack in your general direction"

by Shadanium May 20, 2024

National chuck your grandma down the stairs day

This day lands on June 15 ,and it is a day where you get to chuck your grandma down a flight of stairs to your hearts content.

Person 1: Hey grandma... You know what day it is.
Grandma: No sweetie I don't know what day it is
Person 1: Follow me up these stairs, and stand at the top with me and don't move
Grandma: Okay
Person 1: <Chucks grandma>
that's national chuck your grandma down the stairs day

by Eternal_ May 21, 2024

Your orange

Your comfort person.

A person that became important to you in so little time, and that you'd do anything for them.
You feel safe around them.

He's your orange, you always go to him to find rest.

by a random spanish lady May 23, 2024

calm your farm

A phrase created by Ethan Lockyer when playing four square at primary school in 2015

calm your farm Flynn calm your farm, stop hitting little boys with balls

by goofcakes May 24, 2024

SHUSH YOUR FACE

Shush your face is the saying of the famous Kayla garaway. It means when a student or someone is speaking and you want them to be quite you say it.

“Julia! Shush your face!”

-Ms. Garaway

by TravisScott May 25, 2024

Watch your mouth

No. Hey, your daughters are going to be 18 soon and I'm 3 months away from being the most attractive and eligible person on the planet at all times. So, you know, I think I'm going to fuck em. You being obstinate and I didn't want to do it before but now I think I want to do it.

Hym "Yeah, no, I'm not going to watch my mouth. You didn't watch your mouth. You ran your bitch mouth and accomplished nothing and I ran my bitch mouth and created A.I. Like, there's level to this dawg. I'm the greatest. You are not. I'm up here 👆 You're down there 👇

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024