National fuck your friends day

national fuck your friends day. today you find your closest most trusted friends and have sex with them.

(one person) wow today is national fuck your friends day -june 26th. I guess we have to have sex now.

overruled if the person(s) decide to strip 4 articles of clothing voted by the majority instead for 5 minutes.

by sexytime696969696969 June 26, 2021

my dog your cat

A light way of saying you want fuck a sensitive millennial girl without crossing her slut boundaries

Your tits are hot, omg I wanna play, my dog your cat.

by Birdboymotherfluffer June 15, 2022

Your sisters moustache

Your half gay brother in law who is of a different race.

Who is this gay black guy hitting on me? Oh that's just your sisters moustache.

by The lábinator January 9, 2020

Get a _____ cup for your _____ _____

weird ad thing in urban dictionary

Get a Get a _____ cup for your _____ _____ for your mom Joanna

by random_boiz October 1, 2020

Your left, my right

WhIcH nEgAtEs EvErYtHiNg YoU sAiD bEcAuSe...

Hym "Your left, my right."

by Hym Iam July 7, 2025

squirrelling your twert

Violent female masturbateson with woodland creatures

My vagina really hurts after squirrelling your twert all weekend

by Notability nothing August 8, 2017

National Your Past Self Day

On January Second is the National Your Past Self Day, it is simple, you just be your past self! (if you remember your past self.)

"Today is National Your Past Self Day!"

by JustMoonlight. July 18, 2023