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School staff

Annoying idiots who work at your school and are really annoying getting mad for little to no reason and other stuff and when someone talks back they get even more mad because they want to look like the good boy well guess what staff ur not ur the ones causing the problem
In the bustling cafeteria, a group of students laughs and chats over their lunch.

School staff member: "Hey, keep it down! This is a place for eating, not a concert hall!"

Student: "But everyone's talking, and it's lunchtime..."

School Staff member: "I don't care! You need to respect the rules."

Student: "Sorry, but it seems a bit unfair..."

School Staff member: "Excuse me? Are you talking back to me? I won't tolerate any disobedience! DETENTION!”

The student shrugs, knowing it's pointless to argue further, as the staff member's need to assert authority overrides any attempt at reasonable dialogue.

student 2: “oh my god the school staff are really annoying.”

School staff member: “get the fuck out!”

Student 2: “ok I don’t give a fuck dumb bitch nobody cares about ur dumbass literally getting mad at us for talking at lunch are you stupid get a life damn!”

School staff member: “I said get out your expelled!”

Student 2: “ok thanks away from this damn school!”
by JDMF March 27, 2024
mugGet the School staffmug.

School Bear

A funny bear that hides behind bushes most of the time. It hates everything and everyone. It terrorises the students of BWA
The School Bear took Shoaib yesterday. It suddenly appeared and took him
by NovaRoSe December 22, 2022
mugGet the School Bearmug.

joint school operation

A piece of written homework that you do with a partner
A competent teacher will be able to tell the difference between a joint school operation and plagiarism
by Sexydimma June 21, 2017
mugGet the joint school operationmug.
A school full of weird bitches drug addicts and mentally Ill teenagers and all they talk about is sex.
This school is worse than Chicago agriculture high schools football team
by Bad bitch avenue November 4, 2021
mugGet the Chicago agriculture high schoolmug.

The bay school

A school where everyone’s so ridiculously nice and kind it feels fake but then you realize it’s real. When you walk in time stops and the world may be burning but you can finally be free. Not to mention the Baygels are exquisite. Bay is the bittersweet feeling of having something awesome but also realizing it’s only four years.
You go to bay, what is the bay school on? You all are happy about going to school what the fuck?

Idk maybe meditation works or the people care or something? Who knows tbh? Nun ya nuns are good at teaching about racism I guess :( oh well .
by Openyoureyez January 11, 2021
mugGet the The bay schoolmug.

School

A place you go for 6hours to Monday to Friday every week where you learn how to fuck monkeys and learn how to give blowjobs
Oi frank how was school yesterday

Great I Learned how to cum
by Yee_haw_yee_haw_yee_haw April 1, 2019
mugGet the Schoolmug.

School

a mentally and physically horrible shit show that is hell on earth where all the teachers are bitches and the kids are worse
student: “im really sorry i didn’t get it done, please don’t fail me i’m trying really hard.”

teacher: “ your failing yourself, deal with it.”

student one: i can’t come i have a forty page assignment for school to do”

student two: “ that’s to bad, i’m homeschooled

student one: “fck u”

*no offense to homeschoolers we love y’all ❤️
by hi.it’s.me.mrs.malfoy March 2, 2021
mugGet the Schoolmug.

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