Dick of all trades

A person who is incompetent in many different types of work.

He is utterly incompetent at everything he does, truly a dick of all trades.

by dandadanman April 16, 2024

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computer dick

a fat guy (me) that sits at his computer all day and plays fivem and jerks off belle delphine

look at that computer dick ewww why does it bend that far

by wocky nuts masta May 13, 2021

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dick. otherwise known as a guy's you-know-what. something that literally noone finds attractive, even straight women. men, i hate to burst your bubble, but if your girlfriend has ever said "i like how it looks" shes lying. its ugly and disgusting. the word dick can also be used to describe a person who is being rude/mean, ie someone named aiden.

"wanna see my dick?" -example number 2:- "you're being a dick aiden"

by i fucked ur mom bruh July 27, 2021

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anti whiskey dick

occurs when a male, usually at a social gathering involved with alcohol, does not have enough to drink and is therefore too nervous to get hard.

(arbitrary female): I tried to fuck Tommy last night but he couldn’t get hard. He seemed super embarrassed about it. I think he might’ve had anti whiskey dick.

by JCUD114 March 20, 2020

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Hammer Dick

Description of an incel, or generally intolerable person who bashes his cock against a keyboard like a hammer, usually a simp/shitposter on reddit. Unable to formulate educational thoughts due to lack of blood to the brain. So instead of using the penis as intended, they use it as a hammer.

"This guy is such a hammer dick, no wonder he's going to die a virgin."

by Toman Captain #2 August 29, 2021

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