give your dishwasher a cookie day

occuring on april 30th every business should provide their dishwasher/s with a cookie in recognition of their hard work.

oh man its my favorite day
what day is it?
its give your dishwasher a cookie day
oh well here you go

by xXSlambran9000Xx April 29, 2024

Post your significant other day

October 27th is post your significant other day! whether that's ur girlfriend, boyfriend or theyfriend, post them!

girl: did u know its Post your significant other day

boy: no
girl: shit imma post u
boy: jit ion feel u in dat way 😭

by Archiekins545 October 7, 2022

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

national give your sister money day

give your sister money

yo john its national give your sister money day, give me money

by luyue June 28, 2023

In your duffle

To be in your duffle is a term for when you're locked in or prepared this could also be used when you have had a series of good events happen to you

Friend: yo dog you ready for the bio test
Me: yeah man I studied for 4 hours last night

Friend: damn bro you’re in your duffle

Or

Friend: Hey bro how was your game last night
Me: Great bro I dropped 30 and we won, plus I got 100 on my bio test

Friend: damn I guess you’re just in your duffle

by Abraham Lincoln’s burner November 30, 2023

Send nudes to your homies day

On sep 30th you have to send nudes to your top homie and they have to send it back

Hey bro dyk what day it is ?
No?
It’s Send nudes to your homies day you know what that means!
Alr bro here you go 🤳🍆

by B1llyb0y September 30, 2023

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025