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by Sexiest pornstar January 31, 2019
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National Füćk Your Boyfriend Day

Person 1: Babe do you know what day it is?
Person 2: Omg it’s feb 12 isn’t it?!
Person 1: Yeah it’s National Füćk Your Boyfriend Day :)
by ibeslangin February 2, 2021
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Your Text Here

Your text here is a common phrase that is usually found on advertisements which indicates that you can buy property to put a text or advertisement on said advertisement.
Your Text Here!
Call (phone#) to buy property to list your advertisement today!
by Avrem’s Dictionary February 19, 2023
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I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!

A term that when heard should inspire a sense of OH F**K... I'M ABOUT TO DIE :), it is NOT a sexual term, and essentially means the same as "I will kick your ass, and not in a good way", if delivered with proper intimidation can immediately shut down a bad situation.
person 1: (is stuck in an enclosed space)

person two: should i help him, Person C?

person c: methinks he deserves to be stuck

person 1: If you don't help me, I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!
by abitchyyoutuber December 25, 2023
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National Kiss Your Crush Day

On November 16, kiss your crush without context. They might be confused or mad but you had an excuse.
"Hey...It's National Kiss Your Crush Day...*kisses passionately*
by Shaqui11eOatmeal November 15, 2021
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Your mom

Joe: Hey have you seen your mom lately
Tim: No why
Joe: Cause I fucked her last night
by CykoGhost July 14, 2022
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