Your Red

Your red is a person who you became close with in a short amount of time then suddenly realized they might be crazy as hell, but you’re already stuck with them so you just accept that you have a crazy ass friend now

Whose your red? John is my red he might mess around and off me but I love em.

by yourcolors May 30, 2023

Bruh your gay

When you have too much fun with your homies without any socks😍

Bruh your gay you cant deny it

by Dude im gay September 8, 2021

telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it anhd burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma February 17, 2013

skip your pants

the act of skipping your pants. skipping is halfway between shitting and pissing.

don’t skip your pants, it’s not the cops

by DaddyKinkojou June 7, 2018

Your Mom

Something I do every night

Your mom:moaning sounds

by Sexiest pornstar January 31, 2019

Your

You're

This is your sandwich

by rawchickenratio September 13, 2020

National tongue your crush day

On october 19th you can tongue your crush any time

Yo bro it’s national tongue your crush day

by Pp boi 456 October 3, 2020