An elementary school in Agoura Hills, CA. It is known as a well rounded school, but half of the classrooms of the school are in temporary trailer rooms, and has a problem with abusive teachers. While attending Sumac in the early 2010's, I witnessed a teacher grab a student's arm out of frustration while helping him on a math problem. Another time the PRINCIPLE led the parents into our classroom on the first day of school and affectionately asked the class if they were exited to be in school, all of the kids said yes, while one kid shook his head no. Then, in front of everyone, the principle walked over to the kid, got in his face, and explained that if she asked if everyone was happy to be back in school, he was supposed to agree. She did this in an extremely bully-like, nazi way. And as far as I could tell, the parents couldn't have cared less. But luckily, lots of the other teachers are kind and helpful. Also a bear got on the playground one time I think.
"Half of the people here either went to Sumac Elementary School, or Mariposa. Did you know that they share a campus?"
by anonymous December 7, 2020

Annoying idiots who work at your school and are really annoying getting mad for little to no reason and other stuff and when someone talks back they get even more mad because they want to look like the good boy well guess what staff ur not ur the ones causing the problem
In the bustling cafeteria, a group of students laughs and chats over their lunch.
School staff member: "Hey, keep it down! This is a place for eating, not a concert hall!"
Student: "But everyone's talking, and it's lunchtime..."
School Staff member: "I don't care! You need to respect the rules."
Student: "Sorry, but it seems a bit unfair..."
School Staff member: "Excuse me? Are you talking back to me? I won't tolerate any disobedience! DETENTION!”
The student shrugs, knowing it's pointless to argue further, as the staff member's need to assert authority overrides any attempt at reasonable dialogue.
student 2: “oh my god the school staff are really annoying.”
School staff member: “get the fuck out!”
Student 2: “ok I don’t give a fuck dumb bitch nobody cares about ur dumbass literally getting mad at us for talking at lunch are you stupid get a life damn!”
School staff member: “I said get out your expelled!”
Student 2: “ok thanks away from this damn school!”
School staff member: "Hey, keep it down! This is a place for eating, not a concert hall!"
Student: "But everyone's talking, and it's lunchtime..."
School Staff member: "I don't care! You need to respect the rules."
Student: "Sorry, but it seems a bit unfair..."
School Staff member: "Excuse me? Are you talking back to me? I won't tolerate any disobedience! DETENTION!”
The student shrugs, knowing it's pointless to argue further, as the staff member's need to assert authority overrides any attempt at reasonable dialogue.
student 2: “oh my god the school staff are really annoying.”
School staff member: “get the fuck out!”
Student 2: “ok I don’t give a fuck dumb bitch nobody cares about ur dumbass literally getting mad at us for talking at lunch are you stupid get a life damn!”
School staff member: “I said get out your expelled!”
Student 2: “ok thanks away from this damn school!”
by JDMF March 27, 2024

A fucking prison,where you go to die.
(Fun fact:it’s scientifically proven that getting up at 7 or earlier is bad for you,your health and your mental health)
(Fun fact:it’s scientifically proven that getting up at 7 or earlier is bad for you,your health and your mental health)
by AkariFromJapan June 6, 2022

The worst place a child or teenager could possibly have to go
Kid "Dad do I have to go to school?"
Dad " You will go to school and fucking enjoy it!"
Kid "Dad do I have to go to school?"
Dad " You will go to school and fucking enjoy it!"
School=Hell
by Dead_fish420 December 7, 2022

A place u go to get "education" that u will never use and an ass load of work then your asshole teacher think in the back of there stupid fucking mind " y Don't I shove a ass load of homework on them to take home so tonight they stay up till 3 a.m and work then tomorrow I'll make them sit through a 2 year review problem then we'll go over the stupidest fucking homework known to fucking man kind and then not take it for a grade
School = homework
by Lain February 13, 2018

Everybody knows everybody at the school, every girl dates multiple guys and guys date they homies secretly cheating on their girl
Erick: "That girl right there is fine as fuck!."
Jason: "Oh her? She dated 3 motherfuckers in this school a few weeks ago."
Erick: "Damn that's how you know she goes to South Houston High School."
Jason: "Oh her? She dated 3 motherfuckers in this school a few weeks ago."
Erick: "Damn that's how you know she goes to South Houston High School."
by youngtakuache2020 September 22, 2020

A competent teacher will be able to tell the difference between a joint school operation and plagiarism
by Sexydimma June 21, 2017
