My balls

My balls are big and tasty

Wow, my balls are really good

by Biffy is gay December 19, 2021

Cry In My Mirror

Crying in your mirror is an expression of deep sorrow and wanting to give up. When you cry in your mirror, you are most definitely insecure and you find your reflection ugly and useless.

Person 1: YOU MADE ME CRY IN MY MIRROR

Person 2: Dude take a joke

by idkwhattomakemyuser December 20, 2021

My puss

A way of greeting someone whom you share a tight relationship with. Synonyms include “bro”, “gangy”, “slime”, “my nigga” and things of that nature

“What’s up my puss”

by BigDickDavid1347 December 21, 2021

my puss

Use this word to refer to an individual whom you share a tight bond with. Synonyms include “bro”, “gang”, “slime”, “twin”, “my nigga” and things of that nature

What’s up my puss

by BigDickDavid1347 December 21, 2021

flip my stack

when you’re really pissed off and are freaking MAD

i’m about to flip my stack if you don’t stop mocking me

by poopfart420 December 25, 2021

My cat ate it

Sounds like an excuse from the 80's for why a kid didn't have their homework done on time, but if you're talking about why a houseplant is no longer with you, sometimes it's true.

Girl- Why is your houseplant dead? Were you too high to notice it needed water?

Guy- My cat ate it smartass.

by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021

My Ass

A gateway to another dimension

Open up my ass and jump in

by young_sheisty December 27, 2021