Your Red

Your red is a person who you became close with in a short amount of time then suddenly realized they might be crazy as hell, but you’re already stuck with them so you just accept that you have a crazy ass friend now

Whose your red? John is my red he might mess around and off me but I love em.

by yourcolors May 30, 2023

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burst your balls

When a man ejaculates

She’s the kinda woman who’s that fine she’d make you burst your balls in your pants.

by John Gehenna February 17, 2023

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Your dad

Is Lesbian

Girl: Your dad is straight Boy: No he isnt hes lesbian

by String Bean 28 February 19, 2020

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Your Mom

what I'm doing tonight ;)

You: what are you doing later?

me: Your mom

by Fogreynix November 16, 2021

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telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it anhd burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma February 17, 2013

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