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Eckstein Middle School

Eckstein is a bum ass school that is ruled by the annoying teachers and critters. I would rather listen to Gucci Gang by Lil Pump on repeat for 5 days straight than spend another year here. If you're at lunch, be aware, you will get touched in the lunch line by other men if you are male. Eckstein is the place where Bill Cosby would be allowed to teach Sex-Ed and also get to serve complimentary drinks to students in the bathroom. If Alcatraz was heaven, Eckstein would be Purgatory. With the exception of a few teachers, the staff is awful and low-down. This place is full of scheming, rotten, stenchful, atrocious, and scummy felons in the making. The math teachers are pretty good though, especially one who is the best, who also teaches geometry, if we aren't naming anybody. Most of the people who reside here are swiftocrats if we're talking about political views. Do NOT insult Taylor Swift in front of anybody who appears female unless you wish to be tortured for the rest of time by the Super Starbucks Swifties, also known as S.S.S. who have already taken the life out of many students. I don't know if I'll be able to survive in this porta-potty mosh pit for much longer, I'm more likely to die here than a malnourished 95 year old dwarf at astroworld, please send a rescue helicopter or something. To all the sixth-graders out there, you best get your menace on when I'm in high school. Highschool better be an upgrade. Just a few more months til I can get out of this joint.
Eckstein Middle School: A terrible Place
"I went to Eckstein Middle School"
"Zesty ass mf get tf away you goblin-looking, stanky ass, built like shrek's stillborn brother, basement residing critter"
by 69Gaykiller69(nottrue) January 9, 2024
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SCHOOL

A PEICE OF SHIZ THAT IS A HUGE WASTE OF TIME
tony;SCHOOL SUCKS
jared: I KNOWWWwwwwwwwwwww
by daddyisabaddy January 31, 2021
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North District Middle School

the most ghetto middle school in sc,kids be vaping in the bathroom,the food is nasty,you gotta pay to get ur phone back,kids stay fighting,its just bad
"Damn you go to North District Middle School?" "Yeah it sucks"
by yeahh you already know hoe March 24, 2022
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School

by Mrballz3564 January 31, 2024
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Floyd T Binns Middle School

a school filled with kids who vape and drama 24/7
someone: do you go to Floyd T Binns Middle School
person: oh the school with kids who vape 24/7 and drama with those 4 girls?
by notyourmommyet February 5, 2022
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A middle school full of pot-heads and suicidal people. It's very clicky and if your lgbt other students will not respect you but teachers will. It has a ton of electives and great staff. Some kids are friendly. The sports are great.
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School

A juvenile detention centre marketed to parental figures as an educational program for ages 5 - 19.
"Hey, honey how was School?"

"you mean that prison?"
by W.D.59 November 8, 2023
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