I'm trynna fuck💙🍆

if you wanna fuck a girl and you also have a big dick, use this method. DO NOT USE YELLOW HEARTS

* over text*
girl: 'i wanna suck your dick'
boy: 'yea, come through, I'm trynna fuck💙🍆'

by ICookedYourCat June 5, 2018

And I fucked em right in the snowbank

When you lay-out someone for being a dick. Usually used in places with snow. It's said when your buddy is being a douche and you put him in his place.

Guy1: so buddy burned a hole in my coat and I fucked em right in the snowbank.

by KyreaniS December 31, 2018

And I fucked em right in the snowbank

When you lay-out someone who is being a dick. Usually said in places with snow. Its said when your buddy is being a douche so you put him in his place.

Guy1: so buddy burned a hole in my coat and I fucked em right in the snowbank.

by KyreaniS December 31, 2018

national fuck right off day

it happens to fall on the same day as national send nudes day, a great excuse to not fucking send nudes to the crusty mexican asking for them

Person 1- happy national send nudes day;)

Person 2- happy national fuck right off day!!

by chensly May 28, 2018

National fuck Rhys Weaver day

Take your booty and place it on Rhys's dick.
Fri, April 13

Let him touch you National fuck Rhys Weaver day.

by Fuck rhys April 12, 2019

Give me fucking lasagna role

A plead for the essential need of a role for a special lasagna.

Lasagna: please give me fucking lasagna role!!
Owner: no.
Lasagna: wtf!

by Fucking bean May 18, 2019

Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip

When something stressful is going on and you would just rather die than work cause you're lazy af

Teacher: you have to hand in these 30 assignments by tomorrow
Student under his/her breath: Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip

by Smarty-Marty September 10, 2019