Your kids

If you cared about your kids I have the money by now.

Hym "Your kids don't justify anything and that is not why you a doing this. You need to stop deluding yourselves. Was Suchir Balaji not even blood for you? It's gotta be somebody's kid?"

by Hym Iam January 17, 2025

Close your legs arguments

Typically misogynistic arguments used to push the onus on the one in question to deny them rights . Used to commonly conflate responsibility with rights provided serving as a red herring .

You shouldn't appeal to close your legs arguments such as telling a man to get a vasectomy or practice abstinence if he doesnt want to pay child support as if the right to decline child support has any bearing on whether he's responsible or not .

by Euthyphrodilemma July 24, 2022

national tell your best friend your crush day

National tell your best friend your crush day is on August 31. This is for the people with stubborn best friends, so maybe on August 31 they will finally budge.

Best friend 1: hey its national tell your best friend your crush day
Best friend 2: omg no way?!?!?! are you finally gonna tell me??
Best friend 1: yes i guess... its &@^^@**@&@

by yourwelcomebtww August 29, 2023

Gaming with your head on your shoulders

Slang for erectile distinction when trying to please a girl

Friend 2 :I was at a girls house last night, and I couldn't get it up.

Friend 2:Dude you were totally gaming with your head on your shoulders.

by Todoroki_is_my_dad August 19, 2021

National kiss your tall friend day

I know what we should do we should kiss our tall friends day especially cause there hot.

“Let’s kiss our tall friends day”

A: look it’s B
C: so what

A: kisses B

C: why’d you do that

A: it’s National kiss your tall friend day

by Willllllywobker September 2, 2022

Just Pack Your Bags Bro

Most preferably used when someone has ruined their social reputation beyond recovery. Can be used an alternative to "you're cooked"

"I told the huzz that she reminds me of Kefla from Dragon Ball"
" You know what? Just pack your bags bro. you're done"

by isnt.that.useful April 1, 2025

National give a girl your hoodie day

A boy gives a girl a hoodie on October 2nd to show the bond between the both of you.

Boy: here is my jumper

Girl: huh why
Boy: it’s national give a girl your hoodie day so here you go

Girl: oh thankyou

by Clock 549 September 30, 2021