vacation dick

a very huge penis usually found in male porn-stars and strippers, mostly over 10 inches long and is not very common within the male community that hasn't had surgery

OMG I slept with some dude at the bar last night and he had a vacation dick, IT HURT SO MUCH! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by S34RG3NT24S4P ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) June 8, 2016

short dick it

incompetence or inadequacy.
Something done poorly, a bad job, a rushed task the person could have done better at.
little or no effort used in the job or activity.

bro, you need to short dick it. we have five more jobs today and we don't have time to sit here and replace the bolt to the toilet seat.

by boot leg ;P June 8, 2016

Vacation Dick

When you have sex with a extremely large dick and can't do it more than a few times a year as opposed to boyfriend dick

I hooked up with a guy last night who had vacation dick. I can't sit down right now.

by McCheesy-1975 June 8, 2016

vacation dick

A dick so big that after sex you have to take vacation days off work to learn how to walk straight again.

Girl: he gave me that vacation dick and I had to take the next week off work.

by Xwakeupnowx June 8, 2016

vacation dick

A dick that sends you to a nice vacation in the Bahamas. You ride it so hard, it sends you to the tropics.

This bum had a such a great vacation dick it sent me to the Amazons.

by CockGarage420 June 8, 2016

vacation dick

The "How Stella Got Her Grove Back" dick. The kind of dick that is provided by a large Samoan. As opposed to Boyfriend Dick.

Man, vacation dick , amIright?

by Mongolian Threat Singer June 8, 2016

Celestial Dicking

When a man has reached nirvana in the art of fucking, and fucks a woman into enlightenment

Shauna " My man gave me a right celestial dicking last night."
Sarah " Shieet thats some good stuff my man"

by Puta Plata o Plomo June 7, 2016