dirty shaeby

The act of shitting on someone’s chest and sucking it up through a straw

I don’t recommend pulling a dirty shaeby I can still taste shit

by Hshshsgx November 22, 2023

Dirty Fernanda

When you're getting a blowjob and the women has braces and she bits down on your dick, chopping it clean off.

Person 1: Bro my girl did a Dirty Fernanda and now I think I'm a girl!

Person 2: Damn, I wish it was me.

by Melhor2 November 22, 2023

Doing the dirty dishes

When the bathroom is occupied so you take a piss in the sink.

The other day I was busting for a piss but someone was in the bathroom so I slashed in the sink and found myself doing the dirty dishes.

Next time I'll take out the dishes first.

by HizerKite November 23, 2023

Dirty Kiwi

The act of peeling the fur off a kiwi and using it to wipe your ass after a shit

“There’s no toilet paper left John”
“Don’t worry Jenny we’ve got 3 kiwis, you’ll just have to do a dirty kiwi”

by Eggie Benis November 23, 2023

Dirty Emily

Shagging your best friend to a radiohead song

"I did a dirty emily with bella last week"

by Fragmoid November 24, 2023

Dirty Duain

A gay man who urinates with his thumb in his rectum while wearing a gimp outfit and can't make fire.

What is Duain doing we just want fire why is he urinating with his thumb in his rectum while lighting the fire ! Damn you Dirty Duain

by TamVegas November 24, 2023

Dirty veer

Act of having intercourse with a girl while she is intoxicated and has either the flu or covid. It is not technically a dirty veer unless the girl is a midget and black.

Yo guys I pulled a dirty veer last night after the club.

by Luke James niggbong November 24, 2023