Ass cookie

Ass cookie is feces, what most people call shit. Ass Cookie is an alternate name for an Asshole Baby since shit comes from asses.

Gina: You're an Asshole Baby, Bill.

Bill: I don't care. You're an Ass Cookie.

Brandon: Same thing.

Ted: That must make me a Butt Nugget?

Gina: Bullseye.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Ass Cheeks

Kennedy Pulleys FC Richmond soccer team

Their team is so ass cheeks

by BigMarv23 March 29, 2025

National grab ass day

Doesn't matter for today just be prepared to have your ass grabbed

"Just grab her ass its national grab ass day."

by Kinglopez24 April 11, 2019

josh dun's ass

The best thing you'll ever see in your life.The ass of a very hot dude.

Guy: This Girl has a nice ass.
Me: Have you ever seen Josh Dun's Ass?It's the best thing ever.

by bandsexualtrashbag December 26, 2016

Ass-Cake

When sooooooo shitty at something that there absolutely ass-cakes, also used for someone who is paraplegic/anti semetic.

Walks up to a paraplegic man at park:”thy arst cake o’ arse/ you are absolutely ass-cakes my gooy”.

by KennedyKiller1963 August 8, 2022

ass memory

When you have the perfect memory of the perfect butt, in a way of having a brain journal of all passed perfect butts you have actually seen and can recite every detail about them from memory.

Brian used his ass memory to describe a girl he had seen earlier at the gym that day.

by kaptain kernel January 24, 2017

kalb ass

The action of taking kalbasa and jamming it deep into someone's assholes until they spew out dark matter.

Did you see his kalb ass after he was done with him?

by ruskisavage May 24, 2016