durt bird

A person with poor hygiene or one who partakes in repulsive behavior. Dublin slang.

She chews her toenails, the durt bird.

by Book Start July 13, 2015

Bird Missile

You know when you're driving at night and suddenly a small bird shoots through your headlights while it's wings are against its chest? Ya, that's a bird missile. Another case is when your curtains are closed and its bright out and suddenly you see a quick flash of something wizzing by the window. That's another case where the bird missile strikes again. Some say the Bird Missiles are secret being that if caught we can harvest their energy and use it to take over the world.

Friend1: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!
Friend2: What?
Friend1: That thing that just fucking shot in front of us!!
Friend2: Oh its just a bird missile. Leave it be.

by |DG| Cheese November 13, 2009

Mother-birding

Mother-birding is when you bust a load so massive inside her mouth, some drips out onto her tits, at which point you swoop down, slurp up every last bit of nut that tried to get away, and carry it back up to her mouth where it belongs, much like a mother bird feeding its offspring. If you can catch your runaway kids midair, after it drips off her chin but before it lands on her tits, you’ve mastered this art. And it’s your own jizz, so saying “no homo” when mother-birding is completely unnecessary, and would most likely just make you come off as a closet homosexual for saying it. Mother-birding is a very kind, loving, and nurturing assist, and should not be confused with any version of snowballing.

Bill Clinton was an idiot for not mother-birding Monica Lewinsky. Had he just took the time and effort to mother-bird the bitch, she wouldn’t have had the evidence nor the heart to get such a swell guy impeached.

by ILikeALilHareInMyMouf69 June 4, 2018

bird sock

A language that consists of the user rhyming most of his/her words.

Note: Usually used with some sort of foreign accent, while also making yourself look like a butt fluster (see article).

You shoved your BINGLY GINGLIES so far up my CHINGLY BONGLEDUDES I became aroused and got a massive SCHMIGGELDY SCHMORGAN.

-I love it when you speak bird sock.

by Insert meow sound December 10, 2012

Swirly Bird

A special technique used by a person performing fellatio where their tongue is whipped around the penis head in a swift, circular motion before and during climax. Typically includes special attention given to the urethra during ejaculation.

"Sorry I'm late fellas, Mildred surprised me and gave me the old Swirly Bird so I got held up." Archie said when he showed up to the poker game 25 minutes late.

by The HLE Vandal July 1, 2022

Meat bird

Fat chick.

"Fuckin' "meat bird" at the bar thought she was pretty damn hot, eh. I mean, she has a cute face but I'll bet she can't even wipe her own ass"

by WinlikeSheen July 29, 2011

show bird

1.Another word for thot or whore
2. Love attetion from the opposite sex
3. could be male or female

me: that bitch over there is such a fuckin show bird
friend: i know right

by show bird December 22, 2015