The cop who killed george floyd

The cop who killed george floyd is a stupid cunt

The cop who killed george floyd is a stupid cunt

by BlackLivesMatter! June 19, 2020

Killing two birds with one stone

Cutting your penis in half with a katana and then using the two halves to have sex two small pigeons.

Did you see that hobo killing two birds with one stone?

by homoerectus99 March 26, 2009

Killing Two Stones With One Bird

To waste vast amounts of time and effort on multiple ways of trying to accomplish something you'll never be able to pull off.

Doug: Dude, Mike thinks he can totally get this chick in bed but I doubt she'd even hold his hand.
Trevor: Yeah, I heard she turned him down when he asked her out on a date, and when he slipped roofies into her drink at the party last night she never picked it back up anyway.
Doug: Talk about killing two stones with one bird.

by Implying713 June 24, 2011

i have killed them all

usually a term in gaming when you have killed all your enemies and call up your friends to tell them saying "i've killed them all" but dialed the wrong number and get the police called on you.

-hello? this is the johnson residence
-i have killed them all
-ummm.... *click*

also see: youtube;fluffy talks for better detail on story

by hismilu March 11, 2010

I should kill myself... Now!

Something that Sayori does when Monika messes around with her chr. file. It doesn't really matter since Monika's real and Sayori isn't.

Monika: messes around with sayori.chr
Sayori: My life is nothing! I serve zero purpose! I should kill myself... Now!

by Monika's Boyfriend March 29, 2022

epstein didn't kill himself

You thought I was gonna put the same thing here right welll no. This is a bail and switch meme read more for more info duh

epstein didn't kill himself
Well i was gonna put it here since it doesn't appear on the search.

by iliekmaymays January 15, 2020

Kill two birds with one stone

To have sex with two women at the same time, and climaxing on their faces. Bird being another term for women, and stone relating to a man's testicles; more importantly the ejaculation.

I will kill two birds with one stone tonight.

Congratulations.

by Max Well House April 6, 2010