Captain Long

Certified helicopter operator. On side he tends to take dick slinging very seriously with snapchat bots.

Captain longs leaks had him dick slinging on camera.

by Allie- Snapbot March 31, 2025

Salty Sea Captain

When you nut on a girls back into her butt dimples and place a little paper boat on it.

"I gave sarah the salty sea captain last night, and now she won't let me finish on her back anymore."

by DZG August 29, 2020

full captain

When you drop all inhibition and just do you. The act of not giving a fuck, and doing something awesome.

Man, when you sang to that chick in the bar, you went FULL CAPTAIN!

by zeeeeeeecaptain January 7, 2016

Triple-Captain

When a player scores so highly in your fantasy league that you and two mates decide to reward him with a three-on-one show of sexual gratitute

Guy A - I'm so pleased I kept John Stones in my Fantasy League Team - he scored a brace AND kept a clean sheet!
Guy B - That man deserves to be triple-captained!!!

by fireman's jam January 20, 2021

Captain America

Captain America not only has a beard, but also likes Godzilla and dinosaurs in general. Cheeky fellow. Not sure but I think he likes to flirt

Captain America, are you flirting with me?

by Anita Nap February 7, 2024

captain coral

A girl who can be viewed as somewhat of a scenester, smokes a lot, parties a lot, and seems generally nice to those who meet her in passing, but who cannot be trusted when it comes to genuine friendship.

Watch out on the high seas for Captain Coral! When the ocean gets choppy, so does her attitude and her hair!

by qwertytehehe October 17, 2010

Captain Obvious

when a person states something that is apparent, or restates something that has already been said

(after your girlfriend slashes your tires)...
Person A: FML....every tire is flat
Person B: Brah...your girl is really pissed!!
Person B: No shit!...thanks Captain Obvious

by NYGaluv4eva May 11, 2015