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Cheeseburger Titty Fuck

When a man cosumes a cheeseburger while titty fucking his partner. Variations of this include the Texas Cheeseburger Titty Fuck in which the man chews his cheeseburger while titty fucking, then lets out a loud "YEEHAW!" while waving his arms around as if on a mechanical bull. While yelling, the pieces of chewed cheeseburger should land on the female's chest and face.
"I cheeseburger titty fucked the shit out of that girl last night, the burger was pretty good."

"I cheeseburgered all over her face when we were Texas cheeseburger titty fucking last night."
by Cheeseburger fuck March 26, 2010
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national geographic titties

Usually occur after a woman has a child (children). Can resemble two sunny-side-up eggs running down a wall, or two watermelons in a downhill race. Not limited by race, ethnicity, or creed. Almost always an unpleasant suprise discovered after the bra comes off. The larger the breasts, the worse the dimay.
My ex wife Amy looked great with her bra on, but when that came off she had national geographic titties!
by CBianchi August 23, 2007
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Store-bought titties

A female's surgically augmented breasts.
Charlene sure likes showing off her store-bought titties.
by ShaneMac November 11, 2014
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Sheboygan Tittie Punch

The Sheboygan Tittie Punch is a physical manuver in which a female holds one of her breasts in one hand and a man's face in the other. The man's face is generally placed between the two breasts in a standard "motor boating" position. The female then slaps or "punches" the man's face with the breast. It originated in the city of Sheboygan, WI and derives its name as such. It is a common technique used at local gentleman's clubs. It is offen referred to as an "STP". The "STP" has been known to cause injury in some cases.
During my lap dance the young lady hit me several times with a Sheboygan Tittie Punch.
by Carpyorangepants September 25, 2015
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Lez Titty Fuck

One girl lays on her back being straddled by a guy titty fucking her and another girl gets her pussy eaten while sitting on the first girl’s face.
Whenever Diane brought home another big breasted slut, John would say Lez Titty Fuck this bitch.
by Mary eats Jane September 25, 2023
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bounce titties

"yo me and dan gonna bounce titties later"
by Anonymous October 30, 2003
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itty-bitty-titties

your sister has itty-bitty-titties.
by Stevebacca July 29, 2008
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