Having a one night stand that is followed by a second night of long sex with the sex partner. After the second night stand, if you recieve no texts or phone calls and you loose all hope of maybe forming a relationship with this person, then you were just a cheap two night stand.
by igrowtrees January 08, 2011
1.) A girl with really loose genitalia, possibly of questionable virtue.
2.) A man who is very feminine in nature. Gentle and more like a woman.
2.) A man who is very feminine in nature. Gentle and more like a woman.
1.) "Man that skank is a two finger pussy, I practically fell in her!"
2.) "That Ken guy is a real fruit, he ignores attractive blondes to play tennis. What a two finger pussy!"
2.) "That Ken guy is a real fruit, he ignores attractive blondes to play tennis. What a two finger pussy!"
by Jontoronto22 July 08, 2006
An aid for young straight males in order to define the age of a young looking peice of ass.
It is often done silently, accompanied by a knowing smirk, and a 'thumbs-up' by at least two people. It is now considered to be ok to go 'tap that ass'.
It'll hold up in court as well.
It is often done silently, accompanied by a knowing smirk, and a 'thumbs-up' by at least two people. It is now considered to be ok to go 'tap that ass'.
It'll hold up in court as well.
Jed: Look at that mate! she looks a bit young though....
Gaz: I'll TWO MAN RULE it.. (knowing smile, thumb up)
Jed: Allllrrrright! (Thumb up)
Gaz: I'll TWO MAN RULE it.. (knowing smile, thumb up)
Jed: Allllrrrright! (Thumb up)
by Jeddycakes September 17, 2006
A catastrophic and vile risk one runs when engaging in anal sex with an inexperienced pair of cheeks. Whether urban legend or unfortunate reality, the scene is set when (for the purposes of illustration we shall assume a man and a woman) a dude finally gets his payoff after months of coaxing his girlfriend into letting him ride the hershey highway. He does everything right - the candles, the Barry White, plenty of lube and love... little does he know that individuals unused to getting shot from behind or suffering loose bowels may (... you see where this is going ...) explosively evacuate. One punch is thrown. The dude then looks down at the genital arena, is overcome with a wave of nausea and repulsion, and proceeds to hurl all over his lover's back. Punch two! Cleanup is rarely a simple matter. Maintaining the relationship, even less so.
by Shrapnel December 14, 2004
When two friends are so bored that they do party-like activities with eachother and go around the neighborhood in costumes, pulling pranks on local residents.
Girl: I'm soo bored there's nothing to do!
Guy: Let's have a two person party!
Girl: I'll get my bear costume and some corn starch.
Guy: I'll watch you put on that costume.
Guy: Let's have a two person party!
Girl: I'll get my bear costume and some corn starch.
Guy: I'll watch you put on that costume.
by box-c August 05, 2013
When a female sits atop the thigh of another person in a straddling fashion. Both the vagina and anus are in contact with the leg of the person being sat upon.
A: I could feel her warmth when she sat down on my knee
B: Yeah, the two-hole sit will get anyone in the mood! I had a slight hofty just watching.
B: Yeah, the two-hole sit will get anyone in the mood! I had a slight hofty just watching.
by Craig McRae May 08, 2007
A rule used by women saving themselves for marriage. You remain a virgin if it only goes in two inches or less.
"I can't believe you lost your virginity to Chuck."
"Nope. Two-inch Rule. I didn't lose a thing. I can still wear white."
"Nope. Two-inch Rule. I didn't lose a thing. I can still wear white."
by ValoKire April 21, 2008