The act of creating an impression of a penis in to a wedding cake or penetrating said wedding cake with a phallice.
Dude, while Dave was giving his best mans speech I totally gave the bride and groom a wedding cake surprise.
by cockbandit1869 July 6, 2011
when your partner is fucking you up the ass and shits on your dick( or fake dick)and you suck the shit off, and he sticks the rest up the vagina. then the partner eats out the shitty vagina, and likes it.
by Carls and KC November 27, 2007
by OneBadGloop November 16, 2020
When you're leaving a movie with your girl and she's wearing a miniskirt and out of nowhere you fist her vag and ass at the same time.
"Did you hear why Katie's having trouble walking? John gave her the double parking lot surprise after watching Mockingjay part 1!"
by patohoulahan March 24, 2015
by imafryingpan October 2, 2023
When you cum into your girlfriend's mouth and she doesn't swallow. Then she goes in for a kiss and spits it back into your mouth. The ultimate hate fuck.
by Gabracadabra October 14, 2018
When you sit on the toilet and think you need to just pee, so you relax to let it happen when BAM you poop a little.
"I got the the bathroom! You'll never guess what happened! I Popee d . No joke! I thought "Popee Surprise" was a myth!!
by RipYaANewOne January 25, 2018