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Juicy Surprise

"I was at this adult book store last night and I got a top notch juicy surprise from the glory hole in the bathroom."
by hotcock69 November 28, 2020
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Animal Surprise

When two people are having sex, someone runs in completely naked except for a mask (preferably some sort of animal mask) slaps whoever is on top on the ass, screaming and jumping and laughing the whole time, then runs out of the room and closes the door.
Dude, Bry was with his girl last night and I gave him an ANIMAL SURPRISE...I knew that gorilla mask would come in handy. He showed me the red mark on his ass...NICE!
by Grindhouse February 19, 2011
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Provo surprise

When an unmarried Mormon couple shit on each other for non-intercourse sexual gratification that keeps them in the good graces of the Angel Moroni.
Every Saturday, Conner and Abby split a large Cincinnati Stew then share a messy Provo Surprise before cuddling in a hot pile of shit and watch the BYU game.
by Hot Franklin October 15, 2022
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Regifted Surprise

When a girl goes down on a guy and acts like she swallowed his semen but keeps it in her cheek and goes to give him a kiss afterwards and spits it back into his mouth.
I didn’t know what to get you for your birthday so I thought I would give you a regifted surprise.
by Ooooopsy July 31, 2019
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Rudy's Surprise

When you're giving her the ol free hot dog and you sneak a sip of beer behind her back.
Friend: Why are you brining a beer to your bedroom?

Him: Imma have me an ol Rudy's Surprise
by imafryingpan October 1, 2023
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ass-hole surprise

Ass-hole surprise, the act of quickly and without warning, ramming your penis and or dildo into an unsuspecting females anus.
"Man, Jessica was so pissed, when I gave her an ass-hole surprise"
by Christianusaf July 23, 2016
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Surprise Birthday

The act of shoving your fist into a late pregnant lady and pulling the fetus out.
I really wanted Jim to be born on 4/20, so I gave him a surprise birthday.
by DMTisGreat October 21, 2019
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