Salty Cracker

A pissed off squeaky white kid. "salty cracker" is chanted over and over again to piss them off.

They all chanted "salty cracker!" when that one squeaky kid lost in a basketball 1v1.

by tyrone pp March 06, 2020

Confederate Nut Cracker

A person who comes up from behind and kicks you in the balls, drops you to your knees and then allows you to get back up

Watch this, I'm going to give this guy a Confederate Nut Cracker!

by Lothar January 14, 2018

toasty cracker

A toasty cracker is what you call a caucasian individual when they become angry/furious/irritated/agitated.

Guy: Dude, I had sexual intercourse with your significant other.
Dude: WHAT THE FUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Guy: Dude, stop being a toasty cracker.

by Toasty Cracker November 02, 2015

cracker slapped

A cracker slap is getting slapped with a cracker by a cracker.

abi cracker slapped daniela

by i'm babi January 30, 2024

Cream cracker

Fuck head

Timmy is a cream cracker

by Semaj nihcam March 20, 2019

Cream Cracker

An alternative, particularly British, name for the game Soggy Biscuit.

Where a group of men stand in a circle and ejaculate onto a biscuit/cracker. The last to ejaculate is left to eat the baked good, and its creamy topping.

Yes, I do always suggest we play Cream Cracker. Yes, I do always lose, what's your point?

by standyburnham December 13, 2022

cracker dust

white male incel cum

"It's hard to talk to clients sometimes because i'm choking on cracker dust"

by liddlejos September 23, 2022