Texas Toe-Touch

When you bend over and touch your toes and while you are bent over, someone enters your backdoor.

The other night, Selena was being a real flirty girl and asked me to give her the ol' Texas Toe-Touch.

by akaRakxm July 7, 2023

Toe-Relieve-Culinarism

"Toe-Relieve-Culinarism" (noun): An unconventional culinary ritual involving the tenderization of beef, primarily using the third toe on the left foot and the fourth toe on the right, accompanied by a sense of spiritual catharsis and personal absolution. Following this process, the meat is typically prepared and served alongside a distinctive jam crafted from horse meat and pickled fish eggs, resulting in a unique and complex flavor profile that reflects both the physical and metaphysical aspects of the preparatory act.

Believe it or not, some adventurous foodies actually engage in Toe-Relieve-Culinarism, tenderizing beef with their toes before indulging in the quirky combo of horse meat and pickled fish egg jam.

by Rustic Clam August 14, 2023

Orange toe nails

Typically a girl who likes to get spit-roasted/ gang banged in public places.

Tom- Did janet really get spit-roasted in the town park last night?

Adam- Well ya, what do you expect? She has orange toe nails!!!

by SillyBilly180069 July 7, 2022

elder named toe

The opposite of kid named finger, aka Mike Ehrmantraut, from Breaking Bad

Have you heard of elder named toe, he’s my favorite character from Fixing Good

by TheKnight6353 August 28, 2022

Military Black Toes

What happens to your toes when you go into the military for 1 minute with Air Jordan 4 Military blacks

I have military black toes.

by Military Black TOES September 6, 2022

lack toes and tolerence

you lack some toes and dont tolerate milk

he is lack toes and tolerence

by YeetoWords April 26, 2022

Casually Tickling Toes

A Kid that Tickles pickles, toes and ass. He breaks his pasta and makes the pasta water into ice cubes and puts it into more pasta water. He puts pineapple on pizza and also puts toenail clippings in the cheese for more of a crunchy texture.
He fatter than the sun even though the sun keeps expanding. He has the most gravitational pull that if we send into space the world with revolve around him. He likes a kid that is 8 years old and likes men in a se*ual way. He wants you and Your toes. RUN RUN NOW!!! RUN

Person1: Is that person Casually Tickling Toes

Person2: I think he is as he is eating their toes.

by obamaratio3342lbzooz42 October 21, 2022