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whack and pack

A whack and pack occurs when your two lesbian friends want a baby. They then invite you over to their house and let you watch and massage your one-eyed snake while they go at it. Then, when you jizz, one of the lesbians takes the fresh cum and packs it into the other's pussy, thus allowing for propagation of the lesbian herd.
Tim: Yo, bro, I heard you went over to Tina and Jen's house last night? You have a threesome?

Jim: Nah, they're both lesbians. They wanted a baby, and so I was there for the whack and pack.

Tim: Still pretty hot, though. So long as they don't hit you up for the child support.
by ADM_Metric April 13, 2015
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Pack Of Mary

Usually another name for a pack or bag of marijuana or weed.
"Aye I got a whole pack of Mary at the spot"
by KaymoLoves May 26, 2015
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aight pack

1.Mating call of legends
2.Warning of imminent danger to a lost soul messing with any of the pack
3.Show of agreement
4.Show of disagreement
5. Ultimate show of respect
1. After she heard him yell aight pack, Stanky knew it was goin down.
2. Creep: Who's the chick in the pink heels
Pack Dog: that's our boy's sister man
Creep: well he ain't gotta know
Pack Dog: Aight Pack well you know you can't roll like that

Creep: huh?
Pack Dog: (Begin an epic Molly Wop)
3. Pack Dog 1: Oooooh boi NC State squad lookin dope this year
Pack Dog 2: Aigggght Pack
4. Pack Dog 1: Nova lookin nice in March yo'
Pack Dog 2: Haaaaaaa pshhhhh Aight Pack
5. Pack Dog 5: You see RT clean up last weekend?
Pack Dog 3: Nah, you for real?
Pack Dog 5: Outkicked his coverage, elite talent.
Pack Dog 6: ooooh, aighhht pack I see you!
by The_W0lf July 6, 2015
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ponnie pack

Loud pack, weed, dope, gas, marijuana, smoking a blunt of loud or just copped a sack of loud
Me: Yoo bruh what u doing nigga?
Him: Ain't shits Bo just smokin on dis Ponnie pack shit u trynna match?
Never: Hell yee
by DatNi66a October 8, 2015
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Nice pack

An ice pack made from ice that was just used to mix a beautiful cocktail for your surgical recovery.
With his Manhattan well-stirred and strained into his glass, Charlie filled a Ziplok bag with the remaining ice cubes and placed it gingerly across his surgical site while he took the first sip of his recovery cocktail. This was the inaugural Nice pack!
by DocZ September 8, 2016
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heat pack

Pooping on someone's neck. Creating heat from the poop.
My girlfriend just got a heat pack today
Fucking nice bro
by YaDoctor December 1, 2016
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fanny pack

Damn! Clay your mom's got a nice fanny pack!
by PapaPoirier December 9, 2016
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