Canadian

A person that drinks maple syrup living in igloos, is nice except when you start it, and people who look like Eskimos. They play hockey and ride dog sleds to get around. (Not realistically)

I wish I was a Canadian, then I could eat maple syrup all day long

by Mexhellee December 26, 2020

Canadian Tickler

Where the woman (wife, girlfriend, mother, etc.) Shoves her whole hand into the man's rectum.

Babe im thinking we should try the Canadian tickler tonight!

by Kawibadger September 24, 2020

canadian roommates

Two men sharing a room and woman.

e.g. Eskimo Brothers

Those two guys moved in with this chick and became Canadian Roommates

by Lannin September 17, 2020

Canadian Blast

When you ejaculate all over someone and apologize profusely while doing so.

"Last night I was fucking that dude Josh from Toronto and he Canadian Blasted on me -- so awkward. He was all 'oh no, so sorry, sorry aboot getting that all over you, eh' while he was blowing his load."

by GMP89 July 1, 2014

Canadian Down Under

When you combine Vegemite and maple syrup, smearing it on your girlfriend’s vagina before eating her out.

“Last night Stacy smeared Vegemite and maple syrup on her pussy, then had me eat her out”
“Oh you had a Canadian down under”

by Cletus McClitoris August 12, 2025

Canadian Refrigerator

Coating your balls in Maple syrup and letting it solidify in the refrigerator.

"Me and Brian are going to do a Canadian Refrigerator for his Bachelor Party."

by troll2009 June 7, 2025

canadians

maple gods, freeze proof, insult proof, ultimate hockey fans.

"ah, but thats some canadians, for ya, eh?

by dog lover god October 23, 2022