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reading a textbook

An activity that extremely mentally accelerated individuals do not choose to partake in from the perceived notion that it is a waste of time for their intellectual pursuits; for others this also means running their head into a brick wall and trying to find things to highlight that could possibly be meaningful for future reference when in reality it only devalues the book's resale value.
Kyle doesn't partake in a reading a textbook cause otherwise it'd be a Chiang reaction of boredom; but that's because he's smarft. Such smarft wow.
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The Snippet Text

The act of sending a complete text message various smaller messages containing pieces of the full text.
Guy: "Lmao"

"Do you wanna go to the movies"

"On like Saturday"

Girl: "Chill w/ the snippet texting
by BathtubBarracuda June 10, 2016
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Kayne my text

Kayne my text - When you share or post texts between you and someone else that were supposed to be private.
Person 1 and Person 2 are texting. The last text, Person 1 tells Person 2, "Hey don't Kayne my texts, they were supposed to be private, for your eyes only."
by Katcarlizle May 31, 2018
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why doesen't she text me back?

You will find some one better!
1.(Why doesen't she text me back?)
2.(You will find some one better btw off topic htf did you get her phone number)
by Madderfackker March 21, 2018
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Menage a text

A group text message between three people.
Omg! These two annoying chicks are blowing me up in a menage a text right now... save me!
by miamiplasteeq February 13, 2019
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Apocalypse thirst text

When the world is coming to an end and someone you know know texts you for sex.
Oh my god, Nathan just Apocalypse thirst texted me. He’s such a fuckboy.
by Schmoozer420 June 6, 2020
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National “don’t text your crush day”

On one day a year, nobody texts their crush (unless there’s an emergency).
This means that if you don’t get a text from your crush, then perhaps she/he might like you back. In any case it relieves some stress and you have an excuse not to text her/him.
I didn’t text my crush on National “don’t text your crush day”.
by 000.04.0005 July 24, 2021
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