grey text

When you mindlessly and continuously click on the “suggested” word in the grey text bar above the keyboard on your iPhone in a text message.

You usually do this to fuck with or confuse someone you really don’t care to talk to, or just to see what ridiculous shit apple’s algorithm predicts what you want to say.

Just open a new text, and start clicking incessantly on the middle Greyed out word. Happy grey texting!

just grey text that douche bag, he’s not worth your time..plus it’s fun.

by Aflip May 5, 2018

land text

a postcard

I haven't heard from Sally in years, until she sent me a land text from Istanbul.

by journalismo May 5, 2018

funnel text

Simulatiously texting a large number of women to whittle down the responses with the end goal of having selfish one-sided sex with a responder.

I was funnel texting last night....got 5 responders and ended up shagging Jessie again.

by Famous Reekie January 1, 2017

Breast text

An accidental text message sent by having someone's breast(s) hit random keys and send a text. For similar information, see Butt Dial or Pocket Text.

Oh man. I sent steve a breast text and now he thinks I'm interested!

by YourBoyBlue January 12, 2017

Fairy Text

When you sparkle something for being funny but dark and what you see on tiktok comments like 🙊✨Teheheh✨🙈 and is said in cursive

Person 1: *watches megan is missing tiktok*
Person 1: *goes to comments section*
Person 1: Comments, OMFG megan ✨let me join you✨
Person 2: Wtf did you just type

Person 1: Fairy Text...
Person 2: Fucking weirdo

by Never.mine December 8, 2020

Mumble text

A text message that is wrought with grammatical inaccuracies.

Mumble Text- "Mumbs u mudda bee legit edjumacator, took exact tutelage..."

by Robgamblejasonmcmanus December 8, 2020

Vestigal Text

A text message wherein the original thread is seriously out of date

Tom - Did you read my new test?
Emmett - Yes but it included that fucking vestigal text thread that you sent me 6 months ago and I got confused

by Salinasone November 18, 2021