painted turtle 

sickest turtles ever, their like painted and shit, so u know their cool.

non-painted turtle: "man i wish i was a painted turtle."
Another non-pained turtle: "yea cuz their all colorful and shit, im so jealous."

painted turtle by Brent Roehrich August 18, 2006

Thirsty Turtle 

Your partner is thirsty and you have a turtle head poking out. You shit in her mouth but she's still thirsty so she goes around to the front to blow you (with shit still in her mouth) until you have fully satisfied her thirst.

v. I had to shit so the she gave me a thirsty turtle.

n. Bobby's stripper was one thirsty turtle!

Thirsty Turtle by BMF-Bobby September 26, 2008

Awkward Turtle 

A really awkward person.
Such as Andrew Kursh

ME: Andrew Kursh is such an awkward turtle!
RANDOM PERSON: oh i know! jesus christ wont he just shut the fuck up?

Awkward Turtle by Annonymous2 December 9, 2008

tardy the turtle 

retarded turtle/actor on sweetknuckle junction which appeared on Greg the Bunny

TaT: The red ones make me horny*eating red paintballs*

tardy the turtle by Monkey_FuKer_666 January 5, 2005

Super Turtle 

Band with a plan... The one with the voice, the one with the guns, the drummer, and the one that doesn't speak.

I saw the Super Turtles at O'Malleys on Saturday night...

Super Turtle by superturtle March 4, 2009

cloggerhead turtle 

fecal matter that feels as if it is coming out of the anus and, when released, severely clogs a toilet.

Sam Excuse me sir, but i just pushed out a cloggerhead turtle in there...you're gonna need to get a plunger.

Middle school janitor You little bastard.

cloggerhead turtle by Randall Zinchowski September 11, 2010

Tiger Turtle

A Sagat player who constantly spams Tiger Shot throughout the match.

THIS GUY KEEPS BEIN' A TIGER TURTLE AND WON'T COME AT ME!

Tiger Turtle by Street Fighter for Scrubs September 6, 2011